Friday, June 27, 2008
Celeb 7 Stud Pros
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Desert Golf
Portrait of Dan, half my age but still my poker guru, instructor, friend and now Dealer Coordinator. Law school will be taking Dan's career in a new direction soon.
Rio Secco Golf Club is situated high in the hills overlooking the Las Vegas Strip. It is where Butch Harmon has his golf school and where Tiger Woods once honed his game. Tiger's course record scores are printed hole by hole on the scorecard. Employees of Harrah's get to play it for a deeply discounted employee rate, but tee times are limited to late afternoon, the hottest part of the day. Our daytime high temperature was 104 degrees. The course was beautiful but it was hot. In the middle of the round I think I was getting a touch of heat stroke and my game fell apart. I wasn't as worried about missing fairways as I was about my rapid heartbeat and feeling a bit dizzy. It is no wonder that we were the only ones out there. I had two bottles of water and a quart and a half of Gatorade and was still getting dehydrated.
Despite all that I played some good golf in spurts. After the sun lost its sting I was able to birdie the spectacular 18th hole, my second bird of the day. Someplace along the way I also made an eleven, but we failed to calculate a grand total at the end. Dan and I were playing match play and he had me four down by the turn. Blue Moons are on me!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
PLO Celeb Dealing
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Lack of work
This is a problem I didn't think I would encounter during my tour as a dealer at the Series. Lack of work. While there are more poker tables filled with players than anyone has ever seen anywhere, they have hired more than enough dealers to handle it. Case in point was last night. I got to work at six and my first assignment for the $1500 Hold'em tournament that began at noon was to go on break until 6:55 then push into the tournament. When I got there, the players had left for their 90 minute dinner break, so my job was to sit at the table and guard the players' chips. Two tables of guard duty, another break and the players returned. I came back from my break and dealt about five or six hands and my table got broken. This meant that I didn't have a table to deal. Checking with the Dealer Coordinator, there was no other work for me. I was given an "Early out".
Note: Breaking tables - in a tournament, as players bust out throughout the tournament, their seats are filled by breaking a table at the end and sending all of the players from that table to fill the empty seats all around the tournament. That way, the tables melt down to the ultimate single "Final Table" in an orderly fashion. A dealer at a table that is broken is taken out of the rotation and reassigned if there is work available.
What to do? I've only been at work for a few hours and my housemate is in the same situation. We decided to go home, change clothes and go play Poker at the Orleans Casino. We had heard rumors that they have a pretty lively Poker Room over there and figured to give it a shot. We played $1 - $2 No Limit Hold'em at different tables. Interestingly, we both had similar nights, getting down over a hundred and then playing the rest of the night to claw back to even and walk away with a small profit for the evening. Breakfast at Denny's at 2 AM.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Oops! Got myself in trouble!
All right. Here's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I pushed into table #37, an Omaha High-Low (Eight or better) $10-$20 game with a $15 kill (i.e. the stakes go up if a player scoops a big pot.) Omaha is a notoriously difficult game to deal. OK, it's not all that difficult for an experienced dealer, but for us rookies, there is a lot going on. You have to count the well when you get to the table, make change and take a $4 rake every hand during the play of the hand and stack the pot (with your one free hand) every hand because High-Low means that the highest hand gets half the pot and the lowest hand gets half the pot. Because each player is dealt four cards it is also possible that one player can make both the highest and the lowest hands using different combinations of cards from their hand and the board. All this means is that as a dealer, there is a lot to do and a lot to think about. Easy for a veteran, somewhat tougher for a rookie.
The other problem for us rookies is that sometimes players get a little testy because they want the game to go fast, especially if they are the kind of player that uses a tight strategy to make money at the game. A tight player only plays the best starting hands and plays them very aggressively with the idea that they will push their edge, and make money because they'll win big pots and just fold away the rest of them. Because they only play one out of five or six hands, they often "encourage" the dealer to move the game along as they fold and fold awaiting a good starting hand.
Last night, when I arrived at table #37, the previous dealer had left the well a mess. Typically, the chips in the well are neatly organized. Chips are counted in stacks of twenty and plastic spacers called "lammers" are used to separate the stacks. This makes it easy to count. A stack of white chips is twenty dollars, a stack of blue - forty and a stack of red is a hundred. This well was a mess. On the left was a big stack of 50 or 60 white chips, there were two partial stacks of blue and the reds were uneven. The dealer is responsible for the money. Dealers have to make up shortages out of their pocket and can be terminated if their well is found consistently short.
So I sat down and dug in my heels because I knew it was going to take a few minutes to straighten this out. The player in seat 8 was impatient. "Come on, deal!" "Let's go." "What are you doing dealer? Let's get the cards out." His harassment made me want to take even greater care straightening out this well. I lammered off the chips and got it where there was only a single "working" stack of white, blue and red chips and then counted them quickly and seeing that they were right (or maybe two dollars over). His harassment continued. Although he folded four out of five hands he followed all the action. "Stack that pot up." "Come on." "Let's go" "That's it, split 'em up. Do it!" "Wait! - No! - He get's half the low. Come on dealer, split 'em up!" "What's the problem?" "DEAL."
He finally plays a hand at the end of my half hour session. It is a big one. It is raised and re-raised before and after the flop with four players in it. It was likely the largest pot of my session. The board read 5-6-K-J-9 with all four suits showing. The lady in seat 3 shows her cards and declares, "Straight!" with a proud smile. She held a 7 and an 8 in her hand. Two others mucked but seat 8 just sat and stared at his cards. Then he stared at the board, shaking his head seemingly trying to figure out where he went wrong. Still shaking his head he slowly stood up putting his hand over his cards and stared at the board some more. Then he picked up his cards again, looked at them and showed them to someone standing behind him, said something and then turned back to the game, looked at the board and stared at his cards. Everybody at the table was rolling their eyes and shaking their head waiting for him to show or muck his cards.
"They're not gonna change." said the dealer.
Oops. That's not really the right thing to say in this situation. That's a smart-ass comment from an irritated dealer giving back a little needle to a guy who he thinks might have deserved it.
He erupted into a tirade. I didn't really listen to what he was saying. I just worked on getting this huge pot pushed over to the winner, collecting the cards and setting up to leave the table. "New dealer coming in! Thank you all for your tokes and good luck to everybody."
After I moved to the next table where I had to again straighten out a well that was a wreck, I was relieved early by a dealer telling me that I needed to go talk to the Dealer Coordinator i.e. the boss. Oops.
"What happened?"
After telling my story, he assured me that I had not handled the situation in the best manner and that I should not let it happen again. He gave me the option to leave or to deal some more at another table, but it was after 1 AM and I had been there since 6. I took the option to clock out.
Best Dressed
They say you'll see all kinds at the poker table. They are correct. Tee shirts, sweat shirts and occassionally, a flowing cocktail dress looking elegantly chic at the table.
I could't really get a good photo, but trust me, she was wearing a very pretty dress. I couldn't tell you if she was winning, but she seemed to be spending a good deal of time counting her chips.
John Phan wins the $3k No Limit
Monday, June 16, 2008
Time Pots
What are "Time Pots"?
For some of the higher limit games, rather than the dealer making change and taking $4 out of every pot, the players are charged a straight fee ($8 per half hour at WSOP) that is collected every half hour.
When I played at Motor City Casino or at the Majestic, every player would put their $8 in front of them and the dealer would collect it, color it up and put it on the rake slide until a supervisor approved it.
Apparently, this is not the norm in Vegas or California casinos. Here, the players expect the dealers to just continue to deal hands once the supervisor has announced for dealers to collect time. They assume the dealer will just take the time fee out of the next pot. They seem to think that it would be a waste of time if everybody at the table has $25 chips and hundred dollar bills to have the dealer make change for $8 for each one of them. Problem is, it was announced that any dealer caught dealing time pots rather than collecting the rake could be fired. This means that we can anticipate having arguments with our players. I can still hear it, "Just DEAL! Don't worry about it!"
The only solution I can see is to tell the players (let's assume 6 players at the table) that I need $48 for time before I can deal another hand. Then I can either take $8 from each player or one player can step up and toss the $48 into the middle. Chances are a player will toss out two green $25 chips and I will break one, giving the player $2 change and put the rest on the slide until the supervisor says I can drop it. Whether or not the winner of the next pot reimburses the player for the time would not be the dealer's worry. I sure hope our Dealer Coordinators don't define that procedure as a "Time Pot" or I'll be in trouble!
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Live Action
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
What do dealers do on break?
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Crazy Game
Brent
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Observations
The Limit Hold'em Championship seemed to have every big name poker professional you have ever heard of entered in it. Day 1 was yesterday, but I was dealing the 7 PM Nightly No Limit Hold'em Tournament. It is a $340 buy-in tournament that, as the name suggests, runs nightly at 7 PM. No big names in that one. They were all in the "Bracelet" events, so called because the winner gets a jeweled, engraved bracelet to go along with the pile of cash.
Observation:
If I keep up the pace I had last night, I might not make expenses for this trip. We get paid a minimal hourly wage just to show up, then keep our tips from cash games we deal and when we deal tournaments, there is a percentage held back from the entry fees as well as tips left at the cashier from the winners that make up a tip pool. The pool is divided among the dealers according to how many "downs" (half hour segments) each dealer dealt. The more downs you get to deal, the more money you make. Last night I showed up at 6 PM and started the tournament at 7. I dealt two tables, i.e. two downs, then went on break and dealt two more downs and hit another break table. Back from break, the table I would have gone to had been broken (players sent to other tables to fill in where people had busted out) and that left me with no game to deal. I checked with the Dealer Coordinator and was added to the list of dealers without an assignment. He had 8 dealers on the list and it was growing despite the fact that he also was taking volunteers for "Early Out". With prospects slim for getting an assignment anytime in the next few hours I took the EO rather than hang around and try to milk the clock for $6 an hour. As I told my boss, I figure there are some dealers that are desperate for the money and I'd let them take the extra down because they need it much more than me. He thanked me for being a team player. Just two hours of work in an eight hour shift is not going to pay the room and board.
Satellites are cool!
There is a separate room at the Rio Convention Center dedicated to WSOP Satellites. What's a Satellite? It is a tournament that pays the winner(s) in seats at larger buy-in tournaments. For example: The buy-in for the WSOP Main Event NLH Tournament is $10,000. Pretty pricey for your average Joe, but Joe can enter a single table satellite for $1,060 and the winner gets a seat in the main event. The math is pretty simple. Ten players each put up $1,060, total of entry fees is $10,600. The house takes its cut to pay dealers and staff and the winner gets a certificate good for entry into the Main Event.
The Satellite room is dedicated to Single Table Satellites. Not all of them lead to the Main Event. Remember, there are 55 events in the Series and players might like to use satellites to get into any of them. WSOP management takes care of that by paying the winners of these satellites with $500 chips that were made up special just for the purpose. They are "No Cash Value" chips that can only be used to pay $500 worth of entry fees into events at the 2008 WSOP including other, bigger buy-in satellites. The chips are transferable and easily sold if its owner would rather have cash than tournament entry. Last night I could hear someone hawking satellite chips just outside the satellite room. I suppose you would sell the $500 chip for something less than $500 but why would somebody play in these satellites if they just wanted cash? I would think they would just go play in the cash games or in tournaments that pay cash rather than entry tokens. On the other hand, I suppose if someone considers themself a single table tournament specialist and is very skilled at short-handed play they might believe they could clean up in the satellite room and sell all the tokes they amass for cash.
I think the satellites are cool. They play like final tables of the big tournaments and my tips have been pretty good. Not everyone in the dealer community shares that opinion. Sometimes the winners forget to "take care of the dealer" and that hurts. Deal a table for two hours and get stiffed on the tip and you quickly develop a bad taste for satellites.
How much do people tip? It varies widely. How much should people tip? I'm not sure what the custom around here, but as a dealer, it would be nice to be able to make twenty to thirty tip dollars an hour dealing satellites. Maybe a little more when the buy-ins and the prizes are higher. (You gotta have a goal, right?) Remember, although we have an eight hour work day, we never deal for eight hours. We have to make up for all the time spent setting up, breaking down or just waiting for an opportunity to deal a table.
My buddy Tim says, "Screw dealing, I wanna pass out water! These guys are loading up a tray with ten bottles of water (free to the players) and walking around passing them out. The players give them a buck every time they get a water. How many waters do you think you can give out in an hour?" Hmmm.