Go Big or Go Home

All of the big name poker players I dealt to on day one of the $1500 have been eliminated except one - the great one, the "Poker Brat" Phil Hellmuth.  At the end of day two, Phil is sitting on a stack of a half million in chips and is in fifth place in the tournament.  There are 25 players remaining of the original field of 2,341 players.  Phil got his nickname because he has been prone to some unsportsmanlike displays of emotion after being on the losing end of a poker game.

I just thought of a new joke to tell Norm Chad, the ESPN Announcer for the World Series.

Back in Phil Hellmuth's home state of Wisconsin, there's a casino snack bar where you can get a "Poker Brät".  It's served with whine!